Outing jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.