Outing jokes

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?

Gum.

The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

What does your head come out of... your brain?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What's the definition of disgusting?

Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his 4G ran out!