I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Outing Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
What is red and puts out fire?
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
