Outing jokes
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
Memes
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Out (DYM 75)
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.
Wait, there aren't any road bumps.
O h s h i t.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.