Outing jokes

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."

My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.

Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?

It's about time!

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!

Try with a cucumber.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.

Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is red and puts out fire?

What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?

They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.

Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

How do you get ten babies in a bowl?

A blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.