Outing

Outing jokes

Exorcism

What is a reversed exorcism?

It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.

Mailman

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.

The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"

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  • Memes

    Baseball

    Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”

    Mom: “That’s not funny, you know Billy doesn’t have any arms and legs.”

    Boys: “I know, we need a third base.”

    Kid

    When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

    Vegetarian

    Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

    Door

    So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

    Free Willy

    Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

    He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

    Blowjob

    Why does a married heterosexual man want an anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside an adult bookstore?

    Because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man.

    Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Thyme

    I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.

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