Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored? They “Hang” Out
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
Why can't Orphans go on field trips? Parents signature _______
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
you so ugly your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
My friend told me an EMO joke once and i said, quote EMO jokes aren't funny cut it out.
