Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I think I'm colorblind. News came out of purple.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
What goes in dry and come out wet and has white stuff at the end
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Knock knock, who's there? God.
God who? NO, you idiot, there is no God. I am your father and you have locked me out of my own house!
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
My mom go take out the trash but I couldn't find you
