Does money grow on trees........no What is money made of.........paper What is paper made out of............................TREEEEES
Russians think they are tuffer than Americans. Here are some reasons for the Russians out here reading this
1 USA was NEVER invaded 2 USA never commits as many war crimes as Russia does! 3 USA made the first nuclear weapon so yeah shove that up your ass Russians 4 Our soldiers don’t rape kids 5 we have more Allie’s than you 6 we are smaller but stronger 7 Random civilians in the USA have stronger guns than Russian military does!
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
bro yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
One time i looked out the window and then i saw my sister and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
What's the difference between Harry Potter and Anne Frank?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What’s the difference between a leaf and a emo kid falling out of a tree-the leaf reaches the ground
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
If you give someone a plane ticket and they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out He lied.
how do you get a depressed kid out of a trre? you cut the rope
I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"
What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
