I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
