Otherness jokes
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Memes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Me: Mom, if Adam and Eve are white, then how were slaves made?
Mom: Well, Eve and the monkey fucked each other.
Me: Oh, okay.
Goes to school.
Teacher: How were humans made?
Me: Eve fucked the monkeys.
Teacher: 😑
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.
My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.
My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."