Otherness jokes
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"