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So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?

The Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

What does one boob say to the other boob?

If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.

Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.

Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.

Other family members: ...

I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).