Otherness jokes

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

The other asks, "Are you sure?"

"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

How do skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.