Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
Otherness Jokes
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
How do skeletons have sex?
They bone each other.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
