Orphanage jokes
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
My boss found my permanent record at the orphanage, and he’s mad. I got fired...
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.