Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
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hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why cant orphans have sex? they do not have any one to call daddy
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
