Orphanage jokes

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?

A. Hide and seek.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.

Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?

Because she is a home-y.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

Why can't orphans have sex?

They do not have anyone to call "daddy."