Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Building

So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.

Work

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

Orphan

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Kidnapper

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Night

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Orphan

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Call

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Orphan

An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

    'Cause they need parent registration!

    Orphan

    Why are orphans bad at baseball?

    Because they don’t know what a home is.

    Orphan

    Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?

    A: Because they say "family" too often.

    Daddy

    Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

    Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

    What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.