Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
