I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
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hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
Spend all night in a dark humour webpage
Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
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Launching missiles at orphanage
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why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
why do orphans hate smart kids?because the smart kids get there parents attention
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
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so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
I went up to a orphan bully and I said"here look I made a website" the orphan likes it but the kid says"I forgot one feature tho.the home button.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
