Orphanage jokes
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.