Orphanage jokes
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."