What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans work at scjonson........bc it’s a family company
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos because it's family side
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
why do orphan dip there cookies in water cus there dad never came back with milk ohhhhhhh
What is an orphans lest favorite show? Full House
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
