Orphanage jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.