Orphanage jokes

How to commit arson:

1. Burn down an orphanage.

Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?

Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

What’s the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked!

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

What happens at the orphanage be like:

The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.

I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.