Orphanage jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.