How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
