Orphanage jokes
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Dad?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.