Go up to an orphan and say : yer ma is deed
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a yo mama joke they won’t get it.
Some kid- hey did you know theres an orphanage down the street?! Me-NO WAY! Wanna check it out? Kid-NO ITS HAUNTED!! Me- Haunted my ass lets go! Kid- wait isnt your house also haunted??? Me- yea
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
I tried to make a website for orphans
Sadly I couldn't make a home page
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because there sad they don't get wanted!!
Bad joke but i tried
a kid went to visit his bully and he says "hows your face" and the kid says "hows your parents" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
why cant orphans play base ball cuz the cant find home
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them,
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom,
well.. um.. i got away
Some one Telling a joke: Boy: my parents are dead Girl: My grandad is too Orphan who listened to it: that joke is dead Person who told the joke: so is ur family
DEEZ NUTS
FRIEND no so much " Hey wan to come to my house ?" sended lonly ORPHAN/ trump " want to come to my orphaige? sended
FRIEND not so much " dude im blocking you!" sended
Lonly orphan " :( sended
Orphan lady: ok kids, someone donated groceries Orphans: YAY! 5 minutes late.. Orphans: Wait..wheres the.. Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter* Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
46. I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
52. What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
54. What is the difference between Iron man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
