Orphanage jokes
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.