Orphanage jokes
Orphanage protest jokes here!
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.