Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?

Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!

Orphan

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Orphan

Why does an orphan hate the internet?

Because he's always on the homepage.

Kid

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Girl

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Orphan

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Orphan

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Kid

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

Orphan

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?

Because it has no home button.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.