Orphanage jokes
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
Dad?
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So, I was walking around the outside of the building and I saw a kid and asked, "Where's your parents?" I love working at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.