Orphanage jokes
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
The F in orphan stands for family.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.