Orphanage jokes
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.