Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce

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When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanige? Because he want to get money to buy a familly since they wolnt buy him.

Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you

or

hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce