What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
The F in orphan stands for family.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.