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People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

If someone calls you, just say:

"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"

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    • When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

    Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

    Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

    Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

    Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.