Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
The F in orphan stands for family.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
If you punch and orphan they can't do anything the can't tell their parents
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
