Orphanage

Orphanage jokes

Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?

Because they can’t find their parents.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need parent registration!

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."