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tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home, and tell them their oringinal parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage, and tell them their parents died.
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead I grabbed my sisters adoption papers.
Why do orphans play gta? To make them feel wanted
Why couldn't a orphan use a fighter jet
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game
ANSWER: They couldn't find home base
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
U know what you could use a orphan as a punching bad ............ what are they gunna do tell their parents
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog? A dog gets adopted.
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
You :Knock knock Other person :who is there You :not your parents
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
