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Orphanage Jokes
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
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Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
