Orphanage jokes
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
The F in orphan stands for family.
If someone calls you, just say:
"This is Peter's abortion clinic and pizza restaurant, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!"
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?