Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
or
hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
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Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Me: I just shot a orphan Mate: you can’t do that Me:what are they gonna do tell there parents
why cant orphans open a family business. because there is no family
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
why can't an orphan go on a field trip? Cuz they need parent registration 😩
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
Why do orphans play gta? To make them feel wanted
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
