I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage
Why do orphans never get a car
Because their parents need to buy them one
Kidnapper: hey kid your parents told me to pick you up Kid: Sir this is an orphanage Kidnapper: ...
What an orphanage favourite roblox game Adopt me
why do orphans hate cocmelon?
bececuse the parents are in every episode ;
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan? The chicken is actually used for something.
What is an orphan v orphan competition? Who will get adopted first?
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
yo mamma sucks
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Alex: Dad can we get me a little brother from the orphanage? dad: Sure Alex! dad: We're here! orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now! Alex: Dad what is she talking about?!
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
