What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
why are orphans sad? don't ask or their parents may... oh wait carry on
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
what do you call someone that no one loves...... orphan
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
Whatâs the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Donât orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause itâs a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
