Orphan jokes
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Y'all follow me, please.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.