Newest Orphan Jokes - Page 23

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called family fude

what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.

There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job

Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

why did the orphan cross the road?

to finally get his milk.

Orphans dont have Phones,because the Home Button doesnt work

Why can't orphans have family time They don't have a family

what is one thing blind people and orphans have in common

they both cant see their parents

wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?

more than my hometown

Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Your mom oh wait you don't have one

Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison

Billy: hay kid why are you sad

Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents

Billy: oh and how long have you been here

Orphan: about 200 years

I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home

A few kids were talking about how big there housed were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. 1 little boy said, bet I have the biggest home. To everyone's supprise he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.