Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Orphan Jokes
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
