Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
why do orphans have only 300 and 60 days coz dont have mother and fathers days.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If u cant see ur family... UR AN orphan
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there
orphan-realizes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
what do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
family dinner!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
