Orphan jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.