Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Color

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

Phone

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Parent

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......

Baby

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Aisle

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

School

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Batman

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

Fish

Why can’t fish play basketball?

'Cause they are scared of the net.

Day

Why do orphans only have 360 days?

Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.

Family

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Allergy

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"