Orphan

Orphan jokes

What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?

They go to infinity and beyond.

Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."

He went home, his parents weren't there.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...