Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
POV: Her name is Alli.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.