Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, ‘Beware of the dog!’
Why did the orphan run away?
They Wanted To Go Home
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted? Still being in the orphanage at 13.
what do emo kids have incomnd with orphans
they both depresd on the inside
i have no life and i have no funny jokes
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.
They go to infinty and beyond
Where do orphams shop ???
Home bargains .
what movie do orphans relate to the most? - Home Alone
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What’s an orphans favourite phone? An iPhone 14 cos it doesn’t have a home button
orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones
GUYS THIS IS SO WRONG IM A ORPHAN AND THIS EXTREMLY OFFENDS ME im telling my parents um.......
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
why are orphans so naughty at school its not like the teacher is gonna call theyre parents
why cant orphans watch pg movies. parental guidence
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Why can’t fish play basketball . Cause they are scared of the net
