Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Girlfriend

What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.

World

The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.

Bridge

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

KFC

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Bridge

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

Car

What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.

Bag

So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.

Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.

High School

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

Teacher

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."