Orphan jokes
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.