Orphan jokes
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
For a present on Christmas, I gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.