Orphan jokes
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.