Orphan jokes
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]