Orphan jokes
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.