Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
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Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.