What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
