Orphan jokes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Orphans are lonely.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
My anus smells.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Y'all follow me, please.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.