Orphan jokes
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
"Bob it, twist it, pull it, hit it, turn it, twist it, slide it."
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.