Orphan jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
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Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
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Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠