Orphan jokes
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Moment and I
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!