Orphan

Orphan jokes

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?

He thought his son sucked!

Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.

What was the orphan's name?

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I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.