Orphan jokes
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Heh, stupid orphan.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.