What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Technoblade would love it here.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
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I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
What can orphans not do in school?
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?
people go there to fix their mistakes.
