Orphan

Orphan Jokes

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.

Because I hate dealing with parents.

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?

Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.