Orphan jokes

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?

Hug his parents.

What do you call an orphan’s family tree?

A stump.

I made this up.

I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.

Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

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What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

What do you call an orphan family? None existent.

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.