Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them
I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st.. XD
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
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An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender “give me 2 beers”. The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guys beers bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender “hey what are u doing I didn’t order for bud lights I want corona beer”. The bartender replies “ sir I gave you a mix of bud light and corona and it’s on the house everyone is drinking corona tonight”.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
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Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
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A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
