Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi” The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
Why was 911 anoyed at the pizza guy.
Because the ordered meatlovers but they got plane
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
i was at a milk store and ordered some milk they brought it over but spilled it on me I said that was a udder failure
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi order? Palpatine: Slew it!
A man walks Into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke
When dose a dyslexic person no when they've spelt their address wrong when ordering online when It fails to turn up
Watch out plane! Wait really I ordered pepperoni
blud so old he pre ordered the torah
A king ordered to executed a gay man. The gay man came and he said "please don't behead me have pitty". King replied " I will have pitty because I will implale you lets you enjoy your last moments".