OR jokes
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?
The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
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What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.