I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit
People who are bothering Gwen, stop this is a joke site and you guys should know that!!!! People she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? NO!!! SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!
Teacher:here have candy Kid:no I’m too fat Teacher:shut up or I’m gonna fail u *next week* Teacher:ok kids get off the floor and go back to your seats Kid:I’m too fat to get up Teacher:don’t u remember what I said Kid:yep elephants don’t forget
What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
Do you want to wear my sombrero...
Or is that nacho style
Prince do you love the faker, Princess or me the real Gwen?
I went out for a drive, and attempted to drift on the road, it didn't end well for me, or fo the speed bumps I hit. *wait. there isn't any road bumps* *o h s h i t.*
A girls pussy is a muff and when we have something against or mouths they say our voice is muffled so do I think the origin of the word muffled is talking while eating muff
Please stop hurting people's feelings. Or they'll hang around the house.
hey i havnt been on fr like 2 months idk who is still on hear or like if everyone left but yuh i just decided to come back Hey.
If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster." Am I, or is he?
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
In life you either yeet or get yeeten, or you beat or get beaten.
I guess I failed.
The pope drives around in a glass box or as I like to call him a snipers dream
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Which is more disabling is it autism or down syndrome
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute."
