OR jokes
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
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