OR jokes
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.