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OR Jokes
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they donāt have a Motherās or Fatherās Day and no birthday.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! š”š”šš
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? Iām just wondering, itās been six hours and Iām still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Why canāt U.S.A or England play chess?
Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesnāt have a queen.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
I canāt remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, Iām walking into a store in Amish country, and thereās this guy with a bear trap. Then my momās friend says, "This guyās gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, āItās for democrats.ā