OR jokes

Money

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Baby

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Google

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Death

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

Memes

Emoji

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Love

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Jesus

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Orphan

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Car

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

Family

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Viagra

They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?