OR jokes
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.