OR jokes
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Memes
Who would you choose?
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Orphans got me like: 😂
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.