OR jokes

Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?

A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.

Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?

Tazzaro got me like: 😂

Orphans got me like: 😂

What do you and Joe Biden have in common?

Nobody loves you or him.

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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

How do mountains get big?

They go trick-or-treating.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?

Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!

Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.

Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"