OR jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Memes
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
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Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.