OR jokes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Memes
Who would you choose?
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?