OR jokes
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Memes
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.