Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
OR Jokes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
