OR jokes
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Memes
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!