College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
what do you and Joe Biden have in common
nobody love you or him
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
Run or something will come to you and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
gimme a nickle or ill tickle ur pickle
We have Build-A-Bear meanwhile Orphans have Build-A-Mom or if they’d rather Build-A-Dad
Which of these are the smartest also list them to , is it autism, down syndrome or ADHD
Which one gets bullied the most, is it autism or down syndrome or ADHD?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
is google male or female female bausecuase it doenst let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So I’m walking into a store in Amish country and there’s this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers “it’s for democrats”
I need to go to the tailor or so it seams
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Who is funnier me or Gwen
I wanted to put this up so i could say goodbye to everyone that i chatted with, like gwen or MEG... so yea see you next year after friday.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
