OR jokes

Tit

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Victim

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Emo

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

Bee

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Memes

Orphan

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Rose

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Girl

Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?

I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.

God

Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.

God: *SILENCE*

Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!

God: *SILENCE*

Orphan

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Foot

Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

Orphan

We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.

Android

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.