OR jokes
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Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore?
Because all the Mexicans that can run, swim, or jump are already here.
What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?
A clock.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?