How do you know if a snowman is a gril or a boy?
A:snow balls
What's better a woman or a man
Neither for I am WHITE
what do you call a kid with no arms or legs? dont matter what you call him, he aint coming.
Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? Schweaty balls, or if your Michael Joseph Jackson, tiny balls.
Did you know an apple and a orphan or different .
a apple gets picked
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
your whife dompd you becose you or so poor and you or so ugly you olsow live under a rock and hav no monny you got dumpt so hord you cant rememder you got dumps.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common? neither of them can see or hear their parents
Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
don’t like this post or else I will go to your house and eat you 😈
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
why cant a orphan play football cause they cant find home or return.
