If a person shoot's a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful or is it murder?
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
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what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
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Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to paris. Mother: That's means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like paris Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go. Liam: I will go to America. Mother: Why Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “what do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed. Most women can’t pull off sarcasm
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They Dont Have mothers or fathers day.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
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Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread em?
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
