Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
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It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
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I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to nove
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
I wasn't staring at you I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
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