OR jokes

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

I wasn't staring at you; I was trying to figure out if that's your forehead or the moon.

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?