OR jokes
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Is she saying, "Watch for red flags because he's toxic," or is he socialist?
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
Story done. Please like.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
Am I a guard or a guava?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"