OR jokes
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
P or N?
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Guilty or not guilty?
I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.
So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.
Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”
Shame on you, Pessi!
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.