I wanted to see if she was Anorexic, So I through a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a Hula hoop or inhale it.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
the feather. the rope stopped the kid
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
if stephen hawking is diying where do i take him currys pc world or hospital
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
buy KFC or else
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option, self harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.
To whoever you are, you are loved.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
What do you think would fall to the ground first a emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf the rope would stop the emo kid
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
