OR jokes

Viagra

    • They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?

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    • OR memes

    Man

    • Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

    Diver

    • What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

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    • Wish

    • Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.

    Man: I wish not to die a virgin.

    Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!

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    • Website

    • Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.

    I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.

    Orphan

    • Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

    Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

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    • Orphan

    • Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

    Google

    • Man A: "Is Google male or female?"

    Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."

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    • Rape

    • Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.

    What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.

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    • Kebab

    • A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

    Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

    As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

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    • Son

    • A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

    "HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

    "No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

    "Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

    Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

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    • Hell

    • A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.

    Demon: Why you sad?

    Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?

    Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.

    Guy: Really? Nice.

    Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.

    Guy: OoOoOo

    Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️

    Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?

    Demon: No, you're not a ghost.

    Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺

    Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜

    Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?

    Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?

    Demon: Yup.

    Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?

    Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱

    Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.

    Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴‍☠️☠️☠️💀

    Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.

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