Like if your bestfriend is emo *repost* or like if you have a bestfriend
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Orphan’s only has 363 days because they dont have mother’s or father’s day
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and ask the pharmacist do you carry tampons and then the pharmacist asked the black lady do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads? and then the black lady ask the pharmacist what is the difference? and then the pharmacist ask the black lady what is your flow like? and then the black lady tells the pharmacist linoleum
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
why was he orphan so successful? they told him go big or go home he only had 1 option
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
hangman
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
