OR jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.