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When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

If I saw a homosexual or transsexual man do so much as TOUCH my child, he would be dead, zombified, and castrated by the end of the day.

Protect your young'uns from these degenerate freaks and live off the grid so they have no bearing on your life.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

I was doing a 10km run with my good friend Pessi. As we were setting up our smart watches, the watch voice asked us if we wanted to do a solo run or a group run.

Pessi proceeded to smash both our watches and shout, “I don’t want solo run, I want Penalty!”

Shame on you, Pessi!

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?

"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.

"INNOCENT! THERE IS NO WAY TO PROVE THAT THE GIRL WAS 13. It doesn't matter what texts he sent. There is no way to prove that the girl was 13, or the fact that it was a girl. Failed sting operation."