Onomastics jokes
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollinnnnnn!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.