What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
What did the blond say abou the new Iphone. Krabby patty jizz sandwich
He jizzes canned cheese.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What do you get when you cut an onion? Onion Jizz
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
