Jizz Jokes

Baby

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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  • iPhone

    What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

    Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

    Fire

    Charizarding.

    When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

    Chip

    Q: Why did the chip run away?

    A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.