Jizz jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.