Jizz jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

He jizzes canned cheese.

Charizarding.

When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

What do you get when you cut an onion?

Onion jizz.

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.

Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.