Jizz jokes

Baby

What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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  • iPhone

    What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

    Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

    Memes

    Fire

    Charizarding.

    When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"

    Chip

    Q: Why did the chip run away?

    A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

    Community

    Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more