Jizz jokes
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
He jizzes canned cheese.
Charizarding.
When you light a girl's pubes on fire, put it out with your jizz, then flap your arms and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
So, if she gargles your cum, is that a jacuzzi daycare?
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Community talk
Omg this site is so dead I might have to jizz on my phone to resuscitate it.
Jake throws Blach on the bed and gradually takes off his pugilists. He then proceeds to visually examine Blach’s long, hard, cock. He gradually moves his finger up the side of Blach’s dick. After that, he very gradually licks the side of Blach’s penis. He swirls his tongue around the head his dick. Then he suctions on JUUUUSSSTT the tip of his throbbing hard cock. He then tickles and licks Blach’s balls... Blach opta… Read more
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