We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
What do you call a deer with no ear. One ear
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Knock knock who’s there island .island who Island the one that knows you
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
3 boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one....... He's 13!
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
What's a benefit of being an orphan? No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
What did the green grape say too the purple one
Calm down and take a breath
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
whats an orphans fav meme. Homer going into a bush might take a while to notice and this one is bad
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
why can't an orphan be gay.because they have no one to call daddy
