Olympics jokes
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
joe mama roast
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
