Old jokes

"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.

Old ladies are non existent.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Why did Lucas die?

'Cause he was old, Lucas.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.

Police: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH?

Police: Ends call.

Me: Calls hospital.

Hospital: What is that location?

Me: I don't know where is dis location.

Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.

Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.

Hospital: Hangs up.

Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.

Fire: No fire.

Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?

Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.

THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!