Old jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didnβt have the decency to drown her at birth.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I canβt stop thinking about it.
Olβ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.