Have you walked into Stephen hawkings house?
Oh neither did he
Have you walked into Stephen hawkings house?
Oh neither did he
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar.....
Oh wait.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman. Oh just me... OK
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
Stephen Hawkings is sooo lucky to go to heave- Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.