Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
you.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
