What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.

What is Steven hawking’s least favorite movie? Standing tall

If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.

Why do orphans like to play gta?

Because its the only time they are wanted

yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet

Hellen Keller walked into a bar… then a table… then a chair

So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial

Humanity

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick… a brick gets laid

you

stop hating on pedos at least they drive slow in a school zone smh🤣

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born