If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
What is Steven hawking’s least favorite movie? Standing tall
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
What’s worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick… a brick gets laid
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going