stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet
Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
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