Offensive jokes
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did, not screaming and shouting like his passengers.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh*t out of the toilet.
you.