9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
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What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
( just a joke) my grandfather was involved in 9/11 😞. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
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Why do orphans like to play gta?
Because its the only time they are wanted
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(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
