What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
what’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
