Offensive jokes
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.