i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What’s a Mexicans favorite game......
Borderlands
What do u call a white person having a seizure
A vanilla shake
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
your mom
my wife called me pedophile that is a big word for 2 year old
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum "WHATS SHE LIKE" he asked the boy BIG COCKS AND VODKA" said the boy.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds.... there’s 20 of them
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
feminist: correct
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
A man is consoling his nine year old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted,
"You need to be more careful" he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."