Offensive jokes

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.

What's the useless skin around the vagina? A woman.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).

What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.