your mom
Offensive Jokes
Balls
Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn’t find his dad
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket… Because they ate all the bats
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There’s enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(just a joke, no offense)
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said… They r recording it down… Careful… (no offense) pure joke.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed jill’s thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i’m not registered yet
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur’an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
your fat
so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor
What’s got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Being insest isn’t that bad, I was fingering my sister and I found my dad’s old wedding ring. winner winner!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.