Offensive

Offensive Jokes

Girl

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

Man

I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.

Teeth

When did I realize COVID was serious?

When I saw your teeth social distancing.

Dad

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.

Miss you dad.

People

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Protest

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(Just a joke, no offense.)

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  • Mum

    Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.

    School Shooter

    I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

    Man

    There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

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  • Page

    When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.

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