There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum “WHATS SHE LIKE” he asked the boy BIG COCKS AND VODKA" said the boy.
What do tampons and your sister have in common!
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed jill’s thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, But stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
What’s grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. What’s grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. What’s grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said… They r recording it down… Careful… (no offense) pure joke.
What’s got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
There was a blind man in wwe and the commentator said WATCH OUT WATCH Oh he can’t see after he was sued for national offense
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur’an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i’m not registered yet
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday…the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
Why can black people can post offensive jokes about making fun of white people but white people can’t post offensive jokes about making fun of black people because white people have white privilege does it cycle?