Offensive jokes
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
you.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
What is red and white and goes 200 mph?
A baby in a blender.