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What is mexico's favourite sport? Cross country

You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane

Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick... a brick gets laid

Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Humanity

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

if mistakes make people human than your parents must have been alligators before you were born

So a Irish man is walking his poodle and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints. So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says sorry you can’t go in. The Irish man says why can’t I go in? Well you have a dog sir and that sign over there says no dogs aloud your going to have to leave him outside. Well the Irish man thinks quick and says. I’m blind it’s a seeing eye dog. The owner says that’s ridiculous a seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that. The Irish man says well what kind of dog did they give me??😂