Undertale

Anonymous

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

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Minor

Spoonman

What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Baby

Trent Ray

What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.

Dishwasher

Anonymous

Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area

God

Jeem

Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking.

Quarter

I hate morons

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Milk

Dick pick55

You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

Darkness

Zoltings theater

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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School

Anonymous

What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown

Difference

Bob7

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer… I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

Difference

Natasha y

What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak

King

King of jokes

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?

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Wife

Funny python

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

Willis

Anonymous

What do you call a spaceman’s willy?

A Shuttlecock !

Chin

bj and macaroni

oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

Kick

Anonymous

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

Twin Towers

9/11

Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane

Time

Yuvraj Rana

my friend was on wheelchair……he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

Blonde

Anonymous

What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?

… A quarter pounder with cheese.

Mum

Anonymous

your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake