Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)
What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
What is red and white and goes 200 mph A baby in a blender.
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer… I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
Why were the twin towers mad? They ordered pizza but all that got was plane
my friend was on wheelchair……he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake