Offensive jokes
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What is a "dad?"
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
Ha, gay!
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.