I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
Ha, gay!
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
