Offensive jokes

What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...

Odin Floyd.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

What's red and runs up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Ha, gay!

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

What do you call a simp, Adrian?

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Yo momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.

Dad, why are we here?

Because you're not loved.

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.