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Offensive jokes

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Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Baby

What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?

You can't fuck a rock.

Orphanage

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

Kid

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Autistic person

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

Pride Month

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

Mirror

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Feminist

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Domestic Violence

I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face. I offered to call an ambulance, but he said he was fine.

Boy

What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

A depressed Indian boy.

Dad

My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

Basketball

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Opinion

No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?

My opinion is well β€œit’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”

So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁

White people

Why do white people colonize everything?

To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.