I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
My dad said I should look if I could move a log well he had to go get milk
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with Cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The non stop dancer". It is very funny but it is made even funnier by Dudley moors, drunken and stoned laughter through the song. One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio but they are adlibbing and extremely drunk.
what you call a indian person not starving dead
yo mammas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
dad why are we here because yur not lovded
What do you call Jamieilyah When she is sleeping? Sleeping beauty
i have a big cock
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
What is a queef? Something ur mum did in bed last night 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
Poo
what do you call a tree
a treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny
This joke is kinda offensive but here you go. What’s the longest joke of the year ..... pride month
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different l Kinds and types of music willingly I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post if you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments
what do u call a bruised banana a school bus full of his kids
