Offensive jokes
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Nice cock, bitch.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
I have a big cock.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.