Offensive jokes
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
69, 420, 21.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon, grow up!
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
So you mom call she side when Covin come home?
Nice cock, bitch.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.