Offensive jokes
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Nice cock, bitch.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
I have a big cock.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
What do you call Hitler?
Gay.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What do you call a tree?
A treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Balls.
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁