What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
woh nice cock
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
What’s a Mexicans favorite game......
Borderlands
Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Have you ever had sex camping ⛺
It's inTENTS
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i'm not registered yet
Whats a dying person least favorite app ? TikTok
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
