Offensive jokes
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
Humanity.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
So, an Irish man is walking his poodle, and his buddy comes running up to him saying there’s a new pub in town and they’re giving out free pints.
So the man picks up his dog and runs like hell to the bar. But the bar owner stops him and says, "Sorry, you can’t go in." The Irish man says, "Why can’t I go in?" "Well, you have a dog, sir, and that sign over there says no dogs allowed. You’re going to have to leave him outside." Well, the Irish man thinks quick and says, "I’m blind; it’s a seeing eye dog." The owner says, "That’s ridiculous. A seeing eye dog would be a German shepherd or golden Labrador or something like that." The Irish man says, "Well, what kind of dog did they give me??"😂
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
A shop assistant is helping a little boy find his mum.
"What's she like?" he asked the boy.
"BIG COCKS AND VODKA!" said the boy.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.