See

Anonymous

Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

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People

Kimmy Head

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket… Because they ate all the bats

Street

that one guy

so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"

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Legs

Bob77

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

Japanese

Anonymous

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

2

Emo

Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Annoying

Zach Topping

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway

Woman

your mom

I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.

Seriousness

BOB LARRY MCAW

WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS

WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING

Milk

Aniya

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

Straight

everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers

feminist: correct

everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY

Sister

Anonymous

so i got my sister shampoo for her birthday and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor

Difference

Hayden

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else

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Nice

Anonymous

woh nice cock

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America

aussie mate

i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there

Common

random person

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There’s enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

(just a joke, no offense)

2

Shovel

Womanizer

How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.

Dad

Anonymous

why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn’t find his dad

Undertale

Anonymous

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

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