How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp? Answer… I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
What’s the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex? One will make your day and the other will make your hole weak
WHEN DID I RELIZE COVID WAS SERIOUS
WHEN I SAW UR TEETH SOCAIL DISTANCING
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack can eat her candy. He got sick when he got a mouthful of dick and realized her name was Randy
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
I see some objects over there… oh never mind, that’s a woman.
everyone: so wait let me get this straight feminist want to cancel fathers day because it is offensive to single mothers
everyone: THEN WTF IS THE POINT OF MOTHERS DAY
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday…the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
woh nice cock
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there