Offensive jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
A man is consoling his nine-year-old daughter after she had been sexually assaulted.
"You need to be more careful," he said as he wrapped his arm around her, "this time it was me, next time it could be a total stranger."
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards…
When did I realize COVID was serious?
When I saw your teeth social distancing.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.