Offensive Jokes

Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day Friend: why? Me: because i put the women rights book in the fiction section

woh nice cock

Why is Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?

They both come on little white crackers

My wife is like a mirror

I can never look at it

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else

What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up

How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

Have you ever had sex camping ⛺

It's inTENTS

Why can’t Chinese people play cricket... Because they ate all the bats

My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.

Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide

😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?

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Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:

Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.

Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive

Comedian : Im not tr-

Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?

Comedian : I-

Adiance : Now your acting racist?!

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I am a registered sex offender im just playing i'm not registered yet

so this blind man was walking down the street with his stick right. and he walked passed this fish market, he took a deep breath and said " WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES"