Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
