Obesity jokes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.