Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
You get no bitches said the man to the 60 year old reckneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
