Obesity jokes

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Your mama is so fat.

She went on a diet and solved world hunger!

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.

What is the only place fat people live?

Obi-city.

Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.

Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

You know what? I know five fat people, and you're four of them!

You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.