Obesity jokes
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Your mum is so fat she eats all day!
Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.