Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
what do you call greg in your class? obese
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.
Doctor: I diagnose you with obesity.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
an obese kid farts
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
