Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
Cooper, your mum gay lol
Why are nuts on boys
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
Brother: your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? your the one that has the nuts!
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
Q.How do you catch a squirrel? A.Act like a nut. (Psst!Heard this joke before?Sorry!That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Little Johnny ask a fireman and do you want to see my fire truck so the fireman goes look at it little Johnny Test I got my hat in my fire truck so those fireman says last night's alright but why is it cacti up to you wagging and he look closer and so the string is tied up in knots and he said that nice all right but why is it tied up to his nuts the little Johnny said well that's my son and so he Yank on it
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
